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Tom Joad picked this peach.

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 09:35:35 -0400

Tom Joad picked this peach.

The South is full of fail.

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 09:55:50 -0400

The South is full of fail.

The world’s center of population is found to lie at the...

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 13:16:26 -0400

The world’s center of population is found to lie at the crossroads between China, India, Pakistan and Tajikistan.

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Sun, 06 Sep 2009 15:03:19 -0400

Life After The Interwebs

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:22:00 -0400

me:i h8 u
i 8 u

them: lolol

me: i ber8d u

u will b 8ed

MSTRb8d

dude that song is totally OVR8d

i can only rip paper thats been serr8d

ur gpa is super infl8d

them: ROFL

me: in the beginning, there was god. and he cre8d

i heard it was open bar and i was el8d

them: uve hurt me so much ive become j8ed

me: booo slant rhymes

them: suck it

me: lol i wanna put this on fb or tumblr or something

The Ideomotor effect

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:51:36 -0400

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Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:48:00 -0400

Must...Update...Tumblr

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:45:00 -0400

Incumbent
–adjective
1. holding an indicated position, role, office, etc., currently: the incumbent officers of the club.
2. obligatory (often fol. by on or upon): a duty incumbent upon me.
3. Archaic. resting, lying, leaning, or pressing on something: incumbent upon the cool grass.

Nobody has yet figured out what causes the Morning Glory clouds.

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:41:00 -0400

Nobody has yet figured out what causes the Morning Glory clouds.

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Fri, 14 Aug 2009 11:33:44 -0400

Galaxy Clusters

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:49:00 -0400

Explore.

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Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:20:23 -0400

Plastic

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 16:55:37 -0400

The proverbial elephant in the room

Life would be near impossible without it. But at the rate were going, we’ll be hard pressed to find where to store the waste.

Here are some visual representations of how much plastic the US consumes:

60,000: The number of plastic bags used in the U.S. every five seconds.

2,000,000: The number of plastic bottles used in the U.S. every five seconds.

And for the hell of it, lets make this an energy and national security issue. The Worldwatch Institute estimates that in the U.S. alone, an estimated 12,000,000 barrels of non-renewable petroleum oil are required to produce the 100 billion bags consumed annually. That’s over $500,000,000 the country could be saving to put towards clean, green energy. Additionally, the petroleum used to make only 14 plastic bags could drive a car 1 mile.

Yea...Can I get two free samples?

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:20:49 -0400

Effrontery

–noun,
1. shameless or impudent boldness; barefaced audacity
2. an act or instance of this.

Periwinkle

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:03:38 -0400

A desaturated color in the blue-violet family. Its name is derived from the lesser periwinkle or myrtle herb (Vinca minor) which bears flowers of the same color.

I wonder if the line “Baby, I drive a subaru” has...

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:52:04 -0400

I wonder if the line “Baby, I drive a subaru” has ever gotten someone ass.

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Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:20:51 -0400

First Day of Work

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:10:57 -0400

One of my more benign forms of procrastination has been to search words on dictionary.com. And the ones I like/would like to use more often I save in a notepad doc

Day 1
Inordinate
Excessively
Rude (as in rough, harsh, or ungentle)
Ingratiate
Curt
Brusque
Imperious
Parse
Unctuous
Pert
Cloying
Saccharine
Maudlin
Mawkish
Impertinent
Churlish

"We should hang out sometime."

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:12:42 -0400

Damn, maybe i should stop saying that to people lol

flesheatingvirus:

That’s code for “I hate you and I never want to see your dumb face again.”

Check yourself, before you wreck yourself.

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:08:04 -0400