August 2011
3 posts
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May 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
holy moly!: Art Basel Miami MADNESS!! →
holymoly:
I’m anxiously anticipating the month of December and not for the traditional reasons. This week it’s Art Basel in Miami which is a huge art exhibition on Miami Beach, but what’s most exciting are the accompanying fairs spread throughout the city and the open bars and events that come along…
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
1 post
October 2009
1 post
September 2009
7 posts
Life After The Interwebs
me:i h8 u i 8 u
them: lolol
me: i ber8d u
u will b 8ed
MSTRb8d
dude that song is totally OVR8d
i can only rip paper thats been serr8d
ur gpa is super infl8d
them: ROFL
me: in the beginning, there was god. and he cre8d
i heard it was open bar and i was el8d
them: uve hurt me so much ive become j8ed
me: booo slant rhymes
them: suck it
me: lol i wanna put this on fb or tumblr or...
The Ideomotor effect
Must...Update...Tumblr
Incumbent
–adjective
1. holding an indicated position, role, office, etc., currently: the incumbent officers of the club.
2. obligatory (often fol. by on or upon): a duty incumbent upon me.
3. Archaic. resting, lying, leaning, or pressing on something: incumbent upon the cool grass.
August 2009
8 posts
Galaxy Clusters
Explore.
Plastic
The proverbial elephant in the room
Life would be near impossible without it. But at the rate were going, we’ll be hard pressed to find where to store the waste.
Here are some visual representations of how much plastic the US consumes:
60,000: The number of plastic bags used in the U.S. every five seconds.
2,000,000: The number of plastic bottles used in the U.S. every five...
Yea...Can I get two free samples?
Effrontery
–noun,
1. shameless or impudent boldness; barefaced audacity
2. an act or instance of this.
Periwinkle
A desaturated color in the blue-violet family. Its name is derived from the lesser periwinkle or myrtle herb (Vinca minor) which bears flowers of the same color.
July 2009
1 post
June 2009
18 posts
First Day of Work
One of my more benign forms of procrastination has been to search words on dictionary.com. And the ones I like/would like to use more often I save in a notepad doc
Day 1 Inordinate Excessively Rude (as in rough, harsh, or ungentle) Ingratiate Curt Brusque Imperious Parse Unctuous Pert Cloying Saccharine Maudlin Mawkish Impertinent Churlish
"We should hang out sometime."
Damn, maybe i should stop saying that to people lol
flesheatingvirus:
That’s code for “I hate you and I never want to see your dumb face again.”
Check yourself, before you wreck yourself.
Art lies by its own artifice.
ar⋅ti⋅fice [ahr-tuh-fis]
–noun
1. a clever trick or stratagem; a cunning, crafty device or expedient; wile.
2. trickery; guile; craftiness.
3. cunning; ingenuity; inventiveness: a drawing-room comedy crafted with artifice and elegance.
4. a skillful or artful contrivance or expedient.
Beards
Im tempted to turn my short boxed beard into an a la souvarov
The Oft Misunderstood Kudzu
Kudzu, known colloquially as the “vine that ate the South”, is a duplicitous fellow indeed. Seemingly malicious, our furitive friend, Kudzu, does much more than envelop residential areas.
As a legume, Kudzu increases the nitrogen content of soil via a symbiotic relationship with nitrogen-fixing bacteria. Its deep taproots, in addition to providing exceptional erosion control, also...
May 2009
13 posts
Good marketing makes me want to buy things. →
You have no idea how unhappy I am right now.
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WatchLast night, the thunder set off car alarms.
